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Friday, January 21, 2005

Spongebob will Roast in the Fires of Hell

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea, and is apparently a God-cursed sodomite?
Spongebob Squarepants! At least that's what a few loud-mouthed nutjobs who make up a group called the American Family Association would have us believe.

The New York Times did a similar story on this; the America Fascist Association cites the fact that Spongebob occasionally holds hands with his MALE starfish friend Patrick as proof that the show promotes homosexuality and "the gay agenda". In a related story, the KKK has condemned the show for promoting inter-racial relations. "Them starfish should be put on a boat and shipped back to the Great Barrier Reef where their kind belong", said a KKK spokesman. "We don't need them soiling our sponge women. It's un-Godly." Meanwhile, the American Nazi Party has offered mixed praise for the show; while they don't approve of the rampant homosexual and Jungle Fever themes, they applaud the character of Squidward as being an accurate depiction of the typical evil Jewish overseer. Yikes. Guess I'll have to make Lucas watch more wholesome TV, like the quality, family-oriented shows on the Fox network.

Well, it's Friday, and I'm needing to get my lunch on. After that, four hours to freedom. I leave you with this, courtesy of Kurt, who really needs to do his own blog:


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